How to Look Non-Prissy and get Help in Lowe’s

  • Don’t drive a pink car.
  • Wear jeans, preferably old, tattered, and stained.
  • Wear very large stained tshirt or too-small-for-your-gut tank.
  • Don’t show you have all your teeth.
  • Women, don’t brush your hair.
  • Women – don’t wear make-up. Like at all.
  • Wear something other than flip-flops or other flimsy shoe
  • Don’t carry around anything techy… iPad or cell phone, etc.
  • If you wear a watch, wear one 20 years old… and rubber.
  • When all else fails, flirt with the ugliest guy in the building.
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