How to Look Non-Prissy and get Help in Lowe’s Jun27 by Jacqs Don’t drive a pink car. Wear jeans, preferably old, tattered, and stained. Wear very large stained tshirt or too-small-for-your-gut tank. Don’t show you have all your teeth. Women, don’t brush your hair. Women – don’t wear make-up. Like at all. Wear something other than flip-flops or other flimsy shoe Don’t carry around anything techy… iPad or cell phone, etc. If you wear a watch, wear one 20 years old… and rubber. When all else fails, flirt with the ugliest guy in the building. Advertisement Share this:FacebookEmailLike this:LikeBe the first to like this post.